The list

The LIST Part 2
Well it seems that Garrison has put a part two to the list, and as we know I have tons to do, but I still like to procrastinate.

If you want to play along, post it on your site and bold the ones you will admit to ;)

Rules:
1. Copy/paste this ENTIRE post, including the rules, into your blog
2. Bold or CAPITALIZE the statements that are true about you. What's left plain is false.
3. Make comments in parenthesis at the end of a comment.
4. Include this credit: Copyright 2004, Garrison Steelle, www.churchofsteelle.com

Now, here's part II!
I have, either currently or in the past, gone over a year without sex.
I have a partially used tube of KY Jelly close to my bed.
I sometimes buy clothes specifically to turn people on. (heh, and it works so well.)
I sleep with my socks on.
I have gotten someone drunk on purpose.
I set aside some time each day to surf porn online.
There are nude pictures of me somewhere on the Internet.
My family would FREAK if they read this list.
I can orgasm on command.
I have had sex standing up.
I have leather in my closet and I'm not afraid to wear it. (yeah, it's called my coat!)
Given the opportunity, I would have sex with a porn star.
I know someone who needs a copy of "Sex for Dummies."( poor girl has not had a boy to play with for years)
There is at least one extended family member (cousin, aunt, etc.) I would jump if we weren't related.
I think hose are sexy. (oh man, I HATE hose)
I think limited nudity should be allowed on television after 10:00 at night.
I like ribbed condoms.
I am pierced somewhere other than my ears or navel.
I have had sex in the shower.
My parents caught me having sex.
My child(ren) caught me masturbating.
Watching other people have sex turns me on.
I own more than ten porn tapes/DVDs.
I have used a vegetable as a sex toy.
I enjoy reading erotic literature.
I can get wet/hard just by the sound of someone's voice.
I have used a sex swing.)
I have employed the services of a professional sex worker.
I have a membership on at least one adult pay site.
I would give up another habit (smoking, drinking, over-eating) if it meant having more sex.
I would consider hiring someone to teach me about the finer points of sex.
Given the opportunity, I would appear in an adult magazine.
I think reality TV should show who's having sex with whom.
I get wet/hard just walking into a Victoria's Secret store.
)I keep a "Top 5" list of famous people I would like to fuck.
I have participated in an orgy.
My current sex life is beyond boring.
I am actively looking for a new sex partner.
I do NOT think having sex always means making a long-term commitment.
I have at least one sex toy made of glass.
I think anti-pornography laws are too restrictive.
People would be surprised if they knew how often I think about sex.
I think 16 is a good age to begin having sex.
I have special names for my sex organs.
I have used sex to get what I want.
I think the world would be a better place if people had sex more often. (there are some people that would SO be better off if they just got laid, you know that you know people like that).
I think some public nudity should be legal.
I have at least one sex toy that is purple. (
)I think a blogger orgy would be ... Interesting. (
Just reading this list makes me horny. (nah, it takes more than a list)